Don’t be afraid. I’m going to give you the choice I never had.”

That is a line from the character Lestat in the 1994 film Interview with the Vampire. I am a sinner but I won’t tell you what I did; however, I will tell you that like Lestat, I did not get the dichotomy of options (plural) regarding my one and only sin. I got the one and only monotheistic (singular) option which is the Jew! I can also guarantee you that all sinners such as Adolf Hitler, Jimmy Savile and Jeffrey Dahmer and all those people in prison also did not get the dichotomy of options (plural) regarding their one and only sin. They get the Jews! Therefore, like 0 and ∞ which are never one but 3 in 2 deities, there are two dichotomous and irreconcilable options regarding the Holocaust (never one), which are:

  1. The Führer would have completed the Holocaust and extirpated every last living Jew in the universe etc.
  2. With all the love, pity, sympathy and compassion etc in the world, America single handedly saved the 15 million Jews from the Führer etc.

These dichotomous options are irreconcilable and because “no one” has bothered to forgive the Holocaust (thank Jimmy Savile and Jeffery Dahmer), therefore, everything in the universe is broken etc. However, what I am telling you is that as a sentient male being from Easington Colliery, County Durham in the North East of England (the most economically deprived area of the UK), is that even if the Führer had completed outcome 1; that like Jesus Christ’s Crucifixion, life is extremely tough! So accept it. And get some balls. As I have said and as you will see there are two dichotomous and irreconcilable options of the Holocaust, never one like Yahweh or monotheism etc. Therefore, I would rather die than betray Jesus Christ and Israel and I would also rather die than betray the Führer and Europe etc. I am in between Jesus Christ and the Führer like in between a pair of butt cheeks. Like the irreconcilable dichotomous options of the Holocaust, I squeeze in between Jesus Christ on one cheek and the Führer on the other cheek. Also, as said, life is extremely tough and there is no one here in my position because of anti-racists on one cheek and Neo-Nazis on the other – therefore, there is no one here in my position etc. Also there is no one as in there is no one God or monotheism. Therefore, I am no one, I am an efficient Führer’s Ismlesser which means that I am extremely loyal to both Jesus Christ and Israel as well as the Führer and Europe etc.

The Führer’s eternal rings.

The most important concept about the Fuhrer’s eternal jewellery is that it gives back all the jewellery, precious stones, gold dental fillings, dental caps and dentures etc which the Nazis stole from Jewry during World War Two etc.

I was thinking that if I had a time machine I would definitely take the Führer’s eternal efficiency (EE) and the Star of David back to 31 October 1517 AD, the day that Martin Luther (who was German and anti-Semitic) nailed his Ninety-five Theses to the door of All Saints’ Church in Wittenberg; because the earlier that we have EE and the Star of David, the more efficient history would have been. For example, if Martin Luther did have EE and the Star of David in 1517 AD there would have been no Holocaust, Jews and Europeans would have had the Western Asian and European Union (which is Jesus Christ’s Kingdom of Heaven) for ages and we would therefore, possibly be in space by now. However, ultimately the most efficient option using a time machine would have been to take the Führer’s eternal efficiency (EE) and the Star of David back to Jesus Christ around 30 AD. If we could have done this using a time machine, the 2000 years after Jesus Christ would have been extreme 100% efficiency. In fact, because the Star of David is first; combined with the Führer’s eternal efficiency (EE) therefore, EE and the Star of David would have been more efficient than the last 2000 years of Christianity etc. We would never have been medieval and therefore, there would have been no medieval Roman Catholicism etc. Therefore, EE in conjunction with Judaism is more efficient than Christianity. If we had had a time machine and had traveled back to 30 AD and given Jesus Christ the EE Star of David jewellery, this would have given the ancient Semites European metal, which is what unfortunately (like holy medieval Roman Catholicism) the Jews lacked in Germany and Eastern Europe during the Holocaust. Accept the fact that the Star of David is black without the Führer’s EE and that it is never right in white countries like Germany or Scandinavia etc without the Führer’s EE. And accept the fact that you did know or understand the Führer’s EE or the Nazis etc. Therefore, if the Jews had had the EE Star of David jewellery back in the first century or some time before the Holocaust, the Führer (who understood that the Jews do not have European metal) would not have carried out the Holocaust. He would therefore, have forced the Jews to have the EE Star of David jewellery on pain of death etc. Therefore, the Holocaust dichotomous formulae are:

  • Jews – white metal = Holocaust 
  • Jews + white metal = no Holocaust

Regarding the Holocaust dichotomous options, political (not scientific) correctness determines that people hastily and ignorantly panic and stop us at formula 1 – before we get to formula 2. For example, how can Neo-Nazis and even scientists reconcile Albert Einstein (who was Jewish) with the Führer? Most people instantly and ignorantly cower in a cowardly manner and choose anti-racism and political (not scientific) correctness; as well as side with Albert Einstein, the Jews, Africans and all other non-white peoples etc – over the Führer, Germany and the white race – when faced with such irreconcilable dichotomous options of the Holocaust. How on earth did the Führer who was an artist and a soldier believe that he was bigger or more right than Albert Einstein in the first half of the 20th century? Therefore, how did Jesus Christ and the Führer do better than Albert Einstein’s E = MC^2? Jesus Christ and the Führer did better than Albert Einstein because EE is simpler than E = MC^2. This is one of the problems of the Holocaust solved. EE is 100%. I would obviously have infinitely preferred that the Holocaust had never happened; however, at least I have fairly given the Jews the options (which the Führer did not). It is fundamental that the Holocaust would only not have happened if the Jews had had the EE Star of David jewellery etc before the Holocaust etc. Therefore, the EE Star of David jewellery etc was required before the Holocaust. However, the Nazis did not have computers or the internet in the early 20th century. Therefore, regarding political (not mathematical) correctness, life is extremely tough and we therefore, at least have to give the Jews the dichotomous options (such as the Holocaust dichotomous formulae); even if formula 1 offends the Jews for a split second. You are wanting everything (or the explanation of racism and the Führer) instantly, far too quickly, all at once or at precisely the same time, which is absurd. Therefore, calm down about racism and the Führer. I can give you the dichotomy of the options of Holocaust; however I cannot split atoms like Albert Einstein etc. Therefore, this determines that there should always be minimal political (not intellectual) incorrectness etc. Both Houses of Parliament of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the Lords, MPs and politicians of parliament need to calm down and stop panicking about racism and the Führer, not the British subjects who suffer from anxiety attacks etc. EE will slow down regarding racism and the Führer. As you know, there is a dichotomy of two folded options of the Holocaust that I am trying to narrow and heal, for example:

  1. The Führer’s eternal efficiency (EE) is the European or German spirituality, divinity, deities and religion etc and belongs to them.
  2. Jewish efficiency, Israeli efficiency, Semitic efficiency, efficient Jews or efficient hebrews is a request by the Führer of the Jews, that they be white, be European and come and do everything our white or European way – instead of the non-white or non-European way etc. 

Nazism is the old, rough and low way of dealing with the Jews and General God of Israel – without computers and the internet etc. While the Führer’s eternal efficiency (EE) is the new, benign, peaceful, positive, friendly and loving way to deal with Jews, Yahweh and monotheism for all of time etc. Judaism with EE is more efficient than Christianity, for example, the terms BC and AD (as in 2022 AD) are very hard and BC and AD were forced upon the Jews etc. Whereas the Hebrew calendar which started at the time of Creation, placed at 3761 BC (which is currently the year 5783) is a more efficient calendar of keeping the years than BC and AD or 2022 AD etc. This is because Judaism is much older than Christianity, which like BC and AD was forced violently upon the Jews etc. The following artworks are from my first practice document retrospectively titled “One option” which was supposed to be absolute and universal forgiveness with time and relativity. For example, because Adolf Hitler cared so much about racism and (quote) ‘subhumans’ wouldn’t he be forgiven if he traveled back in time to the Pliocene and made himself equal to a real ‘subhuman’ such as Australopithecus afarensis?

Australopithecus afarensis Führer, bipedal, standing next to tree (Pliocene).
Australopithecus afarensis Führer, bipedal, standing next to tree (Pliocene).

And for example, because Jimmy Savile was a child abuser in the 20th century, wouldn’t he be forgiven if he traveled back in time to before the Offence Against the Persons Act of 1875 AD, because the age of consent was 12 years old in England until then? Or to before the Statute of Westminster I of 1275 AD because there was no age of consent in England until then?

Victorian Jimmy Savile before the Offence Against the Persons Act of 1875 AD.
Victorian Jimmy Savile before the Offence Against the Persons Act of 1875 AD.

And for example, because Jeffrey Dahmer was a cannibal in the 20th century, wouldn’t he be forgiven if he traveled back in time to the Lower Palaeolithic and equated himself to such as Homo antecessor, who was also cannibalistic?

Lower Palaeolithic Homo antecessor Jeffery Dahmer, with human femur.
Lower Palaeolithic Homo antecessor Jeffery Dahmer, with human femur.

It’s almost as if sin is always anachronistic or simply in the wrong time period? It’s as if you could always get away with more in the past? Anyway, the document was just meant to be lighthearted. The document hung on the idea of time travel to the past, which is impossible; however, remember, nothing is impossible with the Führer’s German efficiency (GE). I know that the second law of thermodynamics and statistical mechanics prove that time travel to the past is impossible; however, “Time For Forgiveness” was just lighthearted. For example, I do not know if time travel to the past to seek primitive innocence actually works; however, I do know that time travel to the past to seek primitive innocence works with humour. Hence, what does it matter? I don’t believe it is the question that matters, the point is that I humbly and sincerely asked the question that no one has ever asked before, namely is there any way we can forgive the Führer, Jimmy Savile and Jeffrey Dahmer? I dared to ask the question that no one else would. All that matters is the answer, which I subsequently attained through abandoning “Time For Forgiveness”. The Führer’s Hi-Efficiency (HE) is actually the true forgiveness of the Führer. So it was a daring question but a rewarding answer. Just to explain a bit more so you don’t have to read it, the document was all about forgiveness, it was 110% forgiveness. I put my absolute heart and soul into this document in question for more than a year. I must have read it hundreds of times if I read it once. It was my absolute all for forgiveness. For example, the document asked the question how was ancient cannibalism fine for Homo antecessor 800,000 years ago, but modern cannibalism heinous for Jeffrey Dahmer in the 20th century? How was cannibalism less of a problem for indigenous Papuans 100 years ago? Is sin relative? Is it some kind of primitive relativity? Is sin something to do time? Is it something to do with states of being primitive and advanced? Is primitivism innocence and advancement guilt? Basically the document was an 87,000 word investigation into those questions. Basically if Homo antecessor were innocent with their cannibalism 800,000 years ago, would it ameliorate Jeffrey Dahmer’s sins if he travelled back in time to the Lower Palaeolithic and equated himself to such as Homo antecessor? What you have to understand is that I would never have discovered or attained “Forgiveness” (my main work) without trying my hardest to forgive Adolf Hitler, Jimmy Savile and Jeffrey Dahmer with all my heart and soul for over one year through researching and writing my first practice essay called “One option”. There is always the paradox of whether someone who has sinned will sin again despite knowing and understanding the Führer’s eternal efficiency (EE). However, the three tenses of the verb to do help Jesus Christ to forgive and trust us sinners. For example, I did nothing is the past tense which has two meanings, as in I am in the afterlife and I have accomplished nothing which is no mean feat, but most importantly it means that I have not sinned. This is the one you want. For example, the Buddha and Jesus Christ did nothing. I do nothing is the present tense, and it means that I am an efficient Führer’s Ismlesser (EFI) and I do profess and practice the Führer’s eternal efficiency (EE). I will do nothing is the future tense and it means that I will profess and practice the Führer’s eternal efficiency (EE) and I will never sin ever again in my life. This is Jesus Christ’s 3 in 1 occultist trinity and how He forgives us sinners.

Medieval Jimmy Savile before the Statue of Westminster I of 1275 AD.
Medieval Jimmy Savile before the Statue of Westminster I of 1275 AD.
Medieval Jimmy Savile before the Statue of Westminster I of 1275 AD.
Medieval Jimmy Savile before the Statue of Westminster I of 1275 AD.
Lower Palaeolithic Homo erectus Jeffery Dahmer kneeling.
Lower Palaeolithic Homo erectus Jeffery Dahmer kneeling.

On hearing this, Jesus said to them, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.” Mark 2:7.

So you want to be a vampire like Lestat all of a sudden? So you want your fangs? Well my most perfect angels, like the two dichotomous options of the Holocaust, life is extremely tough and so hard lines and tough shit!